Monday, June 25, 2007

Librarians! A Call To Arms!


Everyone loves a good library laugh. Gouger is the source for your bibliopractical joking supplies. We're the only library vendor that is intentionally funny. Our newest offering will provide any library worker hours of rollicking laughter.

You're going to love the hilarious Beclapping BOOkdrop! Adapt any existing bookdrop with Gouger's simple-to-install Limb O' Laughs. Then everytime someone uses the drop the Limb 'O Laughs will dart out and scare the pants off them. (Actual debagging not guaranteed) Control the action with the Joystick or run the unit on automatic. Check out some of BOB's sidesplitting settings :
  • Library Lunge
  • Goosie Goosie Hander
  • Evil Menacing Claw of Humor
  • Wave Bye-Bye
  • Assorted Rude Jestures
After patrons get over their surprise, they'll laugh right along with the staff. Soon, people will begin to frequent your branch just use it. Watch as they set up their friends! Your circulation stats and door counts will go up-up-up! Honestly, it's just the best.

Laugh your way to popularity and success with this swell new prank. It's a real shot in the arm.

Item #077-Beclapping BOOkdrop-$24.95

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