Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Who Can? You Can With This Can!


Reference Librarians! Here's a new product you'll want to be privvy to. Think of the many times nature has beckoned you to the Little Librarian's Room. But to your great dismay, the damned phone won't stop ringing. You hate to take it off the hook, but if you don't you're going to die of the exploding stercorates. And then nobody's going get any answers for a looooong time.

Go to the head of the class with Gouger's exclusive Phone & Throne Zone. Talk about multitasking! The Zone will turn any staff restroom into a reference best room . This compact unit stores under the sink until you need it. Then, just roll it out and hit the ON button. You'll immediately be flush with reference tools.

Each Zone includes the following :
  • I-BM Laptop with wireless card and waterproofing
  • Cordless telephone headset w/echo reduction
  • Information Pees Mini-Almanac
  • #2 Lead Pencils
  • American Standard Floating Dictionary
  • Phartcart Wheeled Mini-Table
Never miss a reference call of nature again! Order now.

Item #082-Phone & Throne Zone-$495

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