It's raining again. You know what that means, Library Scientist. Time to look upwards. Not for divine inspiration, but to scan the library ceiling for wet patches. The trouble is that it's impossible to tell which stains are new and which have been there since the Flood. Before you rush to drag the ladder out, try out Gouger's newest brainstorm.
The Map of Ceiling Crap charts and tracks your building's hundreds of ceiling spots and stains. Never again waste time checking the hundreds of old splotches. Or worse still, poking your finger through a soaked panel and getting free shower of rainwater and rotted white ceiling debris.
Our map is simple to plot and keep updated. When you've got a fresh fountain, you'll know right away. No more lugging ladders. No more teaching little patrons new curse words. Just break out the tarps and garbage cans and get to work. Or you could call the city and have them rush right over fix the roof. Just kidding. To recap : Don't be a sap. Buy our map.
Item #081-Map of Ceiling Crap-$24.95
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