Pens disappear from library work stations faster than free pastries in the breakroom. If you leave anything unguarded for a second, some sneaking weasel will swipe it. Even though we here at Gouger love for our customers to buy truckloads of supplies, we must condemn pilfering patrons.
Try some of our comical Petard Pyrotechnic Pens. These harmless novelty writing implements deliver a startling little "pop" to remind sticky-fingered people that it's naughty to steal. Made of our patented Plastique, the P3 will explode if taken too far away from its owner. Each box contains simple instructions and disclaimers.
Toss a box in with your next Gouger order. Comes in black and blue ink.
Item #080-Petard Pyrotechnic Pens-$5.95 per doz.
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