Gouger works tirelessly developing innovative and ridiculous products for librarians. We are thrilled to announce our new line of mass market books. Your patrons will love our Remainders of the Day collection. Librarians will love the rock bottom prices.
Gouger now buys the offal from hundreds of publishers. Many of these books are former best sellers. Think about it. Most hot titles have long waiting lists. They are never just sitting on the shelves. Who'd be the wiser if you didn't buy your copies right away? Nobody, that's who. Everyone assumes someone else has the book, anyway.
Our kick-off selection was on best seller lists for-freakin'-ever. Wednesdays with Lori, Tori, Florrie, Salvatore, and Rory by Mitch A. Bum is the touched story of an annoying young man. Visits to his dying mentor are so draining he embarks on a spree of sordid promiscuity. The old man gibbers life-affirming wisdom one day, then Mitch indulges in sordid encounters the next. The contrast between the schmaltzy life lessons and endless smut made this book a huge success.
Buy a dozen copies and $ave. Things really are better late than never.
Item #092-Remainders of the Day-$1.00 per copy, $10 per dozen
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