Mean people suck. The worst are adults who beat kids. And not a little soft spanky, either. A backhanded slap that could drop a welterweight. Some of them are even brazen enough to haul off and belt their offspring right in public. Public - as in a public library. Yet you hesitate to step forward, fearful of the consequences. Equally scary are the consequences if you don't act.
Never stand by again. Gouger is proud to offer Pete Paladin, Bastard Berater. Most folks are afraid to confront others. Pete solves this inaction by leading the charge. He will get right in the face of any prick who hits a kid. Emboldened, others will soon join in. Your staff will definitely have to call the cops to break up this shouting match. Everyone will then enjoy the spectacle of a Big Bully trying to explain to Officer Skeptical. Sweet feat, Pete.
Just desserts. If only life could be as sweet for a some kids. Call Gouger now and Pete can be lounging in your library before the next story hour.
Item #091-Pete Paladin, Bastard Berater-$2000
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