Libraries are forever being hit upon by office supply moochers. Sure, it might seem petty to refuse someone a paper clip or a couple of rubber bands. But after the 10,000th handout, the cost starts to add up. Not to mention the expense of pens, calculators, and rulers that are "borrowed" never to be seen again.
Free your staff forever from dirty looks and accusations of cheapness. The next time some stationery sponge asks to staple a few pages together, hand him Gouger's Penny Loafer Coin-Operated Stapler. This clever device vends out staples for one cent each. If a patron should complain, turn the tables and call them cheap. After all, it's only a penny. Geeeeeze.
The PLCOS uses standard staples and will hold up to $20 in pennies. What's not to love? Add one to your next order; you'll become attached to it instantly. You bad penny.
Item #090-Penny Loafer Coin-Operated Stapler-$8.95
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