Rub-a-Dub Dub Librarians in a Tub

Librarians have long known the proper manner one must employ to truly enjoy a book. To get the most out of any volume the reader should be lounging in a lovely steaming bubble bath. But the potions available in regular stores just aren't made with the information professional in mind. Their harsh smells and lackluster bubbles just aren't good enough for a real reader.

Introducing Gouger's fantastic Bubbliographic Bubble Bath! These luxurious scents will cause librarians to stay in the tub until the last chapter. And not only do the bubbles last, they insulate the water and keep it piping hot. Made from somewhat natural ingredients, B3 is aromatherapy in the truest sense of the word. Try one of these great fragrances :

• Like Water and Chocolate
• Melon of Troy
• Fresh Flowers in the Attic
• Vanillas in the Mist
• The Grapes of Bath
• The Sandalwood Bible

You work hard in the book mines all day. We guarantee our Bubbliographic Bubble Bath will enhance any reading experience. It's so relaxing, you'll may never come out of the tub. Gouger cannot be held responsible for excessive shrivelling caused by 700 page historical novels.

Item #094-Bubbliographic Bubble Bath-$5.95 per 16oz bottle