Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Circular Logic


Meetings are the lifeblood of library science. Maybe it's your library's turn to host this month's Board of Conference Association Committees Roundtable. You've washed the coffee pot and ordered the chocolate pastry. It's when you go to set up the chairs the horror engulfs you. THE LIBRARY HAS NO ROUND TABLE! That plain rectangular furniture will spell your professional doom.

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