Other vendors offer a gazillion different archival products to protect the library's precious treasures. Hurray for them, but big whoop. What about all the worthless literary garbage that makes up so much of the modern library collection? It piles up quicker than you can weed it, threatening to collapse the shelving. Preserve it? Deacidify it? Are you nuts?
Here at Gouger we think outside the book drop. Speed up the deterioration of trashy novels, fad diets, and other printed garbage with our Good Riddance Acid Base. Simply dip the books you loathe in the vat and wait. They will wither into crumbly little pieces within a year. That's a Gouger guarantee.
Each kit comes with a dipping vat made of strengthened Brasswipe, an alloy of brass and pencil shavings that can withstand any acid. The pinchy book tongs are also constructed of this miracle metal. As an added bonus, we'll include enough dipping solution to keep pace with the combined output of Danielle Steel, Harlequin Romances, and James Patterson! Imagine your joy as the works of these authors and others like them slowly rot before your very eyes. Physically, we mean.
Item #101-Good Riddance Acid Base-$99.95
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