No one has an average child anymore. Every little Judy and Elroy is "gifted" now. The fact that their offspring quite unexceptional escapes many an adoring parent. This is as it should be. It only becomes a problem when Mom and Dad expect the rest of the world to share in their bizarre delusions.
Children's librarians know this only too well. Pushy parents insist that their 2-year-old is so advanced that the child must be admitted into a program for children twice its age. To suggest otherwise would be utter blasphemy. This, despite the fact that the young Brattina doesn't seem to have mastered the concept of not pooping her pants.
Gouger exploits this parental tunnel vision with our comical QuoteRag ToteBag. Made just for librarians of sturdy pink alpaca, this daring carryall bears the bold legend : "Your Kid Ain't Gifted. He's Barely Present." Gouger dares you to bring it to work. Double dare.
Item #102-QuoteRag ToteBag-$14.95
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