Thursday, September 20, 2007

You Give Me Femur


Your library spends a fortune on books. Naturally, you want them to look their very best when they hit the shelves. So, don't skimp when selecting processing supplies. The best in literature ends up looking like crap when you employ substandard materials. Other library vendors sell "bones" to smooth book jackets. Unless there is an animal with a plastic skeleton somewhere, those hucksters are ripping you off. Again.

Gouger's Costa Bone Folder is made from genuine Patron femurs. Collected exclusively for us, these body parts are harvested from annoying but otherwise healthy patrons. This professional tool will put a permanent crease in any material, even leather, skin, or steel. Unlike other "bones" ours have no rounded end. Each end of a Costa is crafted into a razor-sharp point. This is especially useful if you get called to cover lunches at the Circulation Desk.

Item #103-Costa Bone Folder-$10.95 a pair

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