Libraries that host exhibitions by local artists know how demanding these prima donnas can be. The next time your staff catches some attitude from a self-described "artisan", it's time to cook up some delicious revenge. Mmmmm. Revenge.
The artsy crowd will love you when the library announces a free buffet for the opening! Gouger is always proud to help librarians spread culture to the masses. Send for our Patron of the Farts Buffet Buddy. You supply the table; Gouger does the rest. This kit includes all the food, flatware, linens, plates, and serving dishes you'll need to host a proper feed.
Also included is our special guide which shows how to insure a huge turnout of the library's least hygienic, sober, and sane patrons. These unfortunates are truly hungry for the fine arts. Artists often say they want to reach the whole community. It's your duty as a professional to test that statement. It's sure to be some party. That's a Gouger guarantee. Shipped overnight in an insulated container.
Item #113-Patron of the Farts Buffet Buddy-$129.95
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