Some truly lame people frequent libraries. These are the useless bastards who park in handicapped spaces because they are "just running inside for a minute". Meanwhile, folks who truly are disabled have to park someplace less convenient. Maybe they can't even visit the library that day.
The staff here at Gouger feels that these unthinking motorists should actually qualify for the parking spaces they so obviously covet. As a corporation, we feel it is our duty to assist them. Introducing our brilliant HassHole Handicapper! Designed in conjunction with a leading and angry handicapped advocacy group, the H3 is a nasty spiked metal cudgel. It's the perfect tool to help the thoughtless gain some practical insight into the realities of living with a disability. Some call it the Empathy Maker.
Item #112-HassHole Handicapper-$23.95
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