Let's Play in the Dirt

As a rule, magazines for children are pretty lame. After all, they are written by responsible adults. These silly grownups try to make their periodicals educational and appealing to kids. This tactic almost never results in interesting reading. Like any reader, today's juvenile responds best to sensationalism and utter nonsense.

And Gouger is here to fill that need. Subscribe today to our new tabloid - the infantile Weekly World Reader! It's got all the picture book gossip kids crave. Our investigative reporters have exclusive insider sources all over Storybook Land. Your little patrons can be assured of the juiciest gossip in every issue. Here's a sample of what you'll find in the kickoff edition:

• "I Grew Up in a Manhattan Townhouse!" - The Lost Diaries of Laura Ingalls Wilder
  
• Amelia Bedelia - "My Problem With Homophones"
• 300 pounds? Babar Binges - See the Shocking Photos!
• Harold Caught Drawing New Parents - Police Confiscate Purple Crayon
  
• Emily's Smelly Story - "Cleaning Up After Clifford is Killing Me!"
• 5 Chinese Brothers See Your Future - Our Horoscope Exclusive
  
• Bi-Curious George - Caught on Camera!
  

All this and more every single week! Gouger will keep little Judy and Elroy in the loop with all the latest news. Subscribe today and receive a WWR logo sippy cup as our free gift to you.

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