An Open Letter to the Sony Corporation

Gouger Library Supplies
Pratt Falls, UM
Sept. 4, 2007

Dear Sony,

The advertisement for your new Reader gizmo is an insult to librarians everywhere. Here at Gouger we feel we have a good sense of humor. But "Sexier than a Librarian"? This stereotype is lamer than this product. And that's pretty lame.

Of course, Sony is known worldwide for its foxy senior management. Pictured above are two of your top executives. Hold back the ladies! No wonder your company sets the standard for erotic good looks. These two management sexpots, Ryoji Chubachi and Howard Stringer, are two smoldering hunks of beefcake. Hubba Hubba.

In conclusion,

1. Go to Hell
2. Long Live the Book!

Insincerely,

Gouger Library Supplies