The pocket calculator is a wonderful invention. Don't you wish you could find yours? But you can't - you left it out on a Service Desk. Naturally, it was "borrowed" the second your back was turned. This maddening fact of library life means your stuff is never around when you need it.
Never fear, Gouger is here! Not only will our newest product never vanish, it's as cute as can be. Staff and patrons alike will love the Catulator. This fuzzy counting machine loves to have you scratch her tummy with equations. And best of all, kitty is theft-proof! Should someone attempt to pilfer her, the Catulator will claw their face off. Gouger brand kitties are very territorial and refuse to be removed from their library homes.
This fine feline requires no batteries and runs on standard cat food and water. Colors may vary. Warning : use of catnip may result in numerical inaccuracies. Learn to love math with an adorable Catulator. Order now, our operators are just sitting around waiting.
Item #110-Catulator-$34.95
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