Preserve Your Sanity

Photocopiers. They look so innocent. So simple. Yet beneath that placid exterior lurks a mechanical heart of pure evil. Most patrons require assistance for the most basic of copying tasks. Even if they don't, copiers are notorious for malfunctioning. Many a librarian has dreamed of shoving these vile contraptions off a cliff and relishing the resulting carnage.

Gouger can't make photocopying fun, but our latest product will make it much more appetizing. Try some delicious Paper Jam. The next time a 50-page document entangles itself in your copier's innards, spread some of our Vitamin-G enriched preserve over the mess. That crammed-up wad of homework will dissolve magically before your eyes! And PJ tastes great on toast and muffins, too!
Try out all of these great Paper Jam flavors:

• Uvate With Gouger
  
• The Quince and the Quauper
• A Paperwork Orange
• Strawberries 'n' Toner
• Pina Collater

Gouger's Paper Jam is sure to become a break time and breakdown time favorite. Order any three and get a free pig-iron jelly knife! This handsome utensil is not only great for Paper Jam, it makes a dandy emergency pencil sharpener!

Item #118-Paper Jam-$5.95