Kids today. The newly graduated MLS knows all about computers, but little about real-life Library Science. Provide your neophyte librarians with one of the cornerstones of professional experience with our newest product.
We are, of course, referring to the sadly fading tradition of dumping an entire card catalog drawer all over the floor. Every librarian of old has a now-hysterical story of filing, fumbling, and fury. Your young librarians will be at a professional disadvantage without such curse-filled anecdotes. They will have nothing but business to talk about at conferences.
Gouger has combined both worlds in our fantastic new software. The Ruthless Record Randomizer will take whatever part of the online catalog your rookie is using and scramble it beyond all recognition. Giggle yourself silly as they have to reorganize the database record by record. Cruel? Sure it is. Funny? You bet. Purchase this prank PC program pronto.
Item #119-Ruthless Record Randomizer-$29.95
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