Thursday, November 29, 2007

Acronymphomania Alert!


There is a widely held delusion about librarians. The origin seems to be an offshoot of the popular stereotype of prim manners and hair-in-a-bun. Some sad people entertain the notion that librarians are repressed whores who are just yearning to go wild. Apparently, all an MLS holder needs is the expert ministrations of the right teacher. Yeah, right.

Gouger is all about breaking down stereotypes for money. Shock your leering public with our newest Non-Lame Library T-Shirt. Kill this lame fantasy before it starts with a garment that lets 'em know you're already in touch your inner tramp. This shortie T-shirt boldly declares that you hold a degree as a Major League Slut. And you don't need their pathetic attentions, thank you very much.

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Item #132-Non-Lame Library T-Shirt-$14.95

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