Working at the Circulation Desk can be very stressful. Deadbeat patrons pitching fits over a dollar video fine. A phone that never stops rrrrrrringing. The bookdrop is overflowing and the shelvers are riding the bookcarts outside in the street. Many a Circulation Librarian has been reduced to a tearful nervous wreck. They tend to drink.
No need for that. Gouger's got the goods to gladden the gang. Hitch up a few Brume Barcode Scanners to your circ computers. These readers emit a fine Seretonin mist every time you check an item in or out. Think of it. The busier the desk is, the happier everyone will be. Amazing. And this haze of happiness doesn't just reach the staff. A generous fog of fluoxetine envelopes the entire circ area, so patrons get a dose too. It's fantastic!
End the misery at your checkout desk. It's the Brume that sweeps away the blues. Order now. The sanity you save may be your own.
Item #131-Brume Barcode Scanners-$59.95
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