Gouger strives to be an environmentally aware company. Our research team recently discovered the root cause of deforestation, a key contributor to global warming. As amazing as it may seem, the disappearance of the world's forests can be attributed to a small number of individuals. Authors. Specifically, a select few authors whose prolific output threatens the very balance of nature.
As a responsible global citizen, Gouger Library Supplies has a plan. A book plan, to be exact. With our Steel/Hubbard/Oates/Patterson Book Plan we hope to reign in the voluminous output of these human chainsaws. Through clever intimidation and outright lying, Gouger now controls the release of all books by these authors. By limiting each writer to one book every week, S.H.O.P. hopes to cut deforestation by 2/3rds. It's like Chicken Soup for the Planet's Soul.
Sign up today. This may be the Earth's last chance.
Item #124-Steel/Hubbard/Oates/Patterson Book Plan-$14.95 per month
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