Many people just don't know when to leave. Like some patrons. You've flashed the lights, spoken with them, turned off the lights, and threatened to call the cops. Yet they remain seated, finishing up whatever it is that is more important than common courtesy. Librarians are often ignored in this belittling fashion.
Crawl no more. Patrons will be bolting out the door at closing time when you use Nate's Rump Roasters. These attractive chair pads give a new meaning to the phrase "hot seat". You can set the RR's controls for closing time or activate individual cushions as the need arises. The staff will howl with righteous glee when Mr. Important flies out the door clutching his ass, pants-a-smolderin'. Here at Gouger, we put the fun in fundament.
Runs on standard watch batteries. All necessary instructions and disclaimers included. Gouger cannot be responsible for any unpleasant odors that may result from the proper use of this product.
Item #123-Nate's Rump Roasters-$34.95 per half doz
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