No matter how basic a photocopier is patrons will require assistance using it. They often come to you quite angry. It is your fault that they wasted $1.00 and didn't produce a single usable copy. Never mind pointing out the simple instructions posted inches away. The evil, greedy library bureaucracy is to blame. Even if you don't even own the damned machine it's your fault. You bastard.
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