That many elderly patrons are hard of hearing will come as no surprise to any Gouger customer. Inspired by large-print books, our company has decided to launch the Deaf Ear Audio Book Series. Increase your circulation with these painfully loud readings of today's hottest best sellers. We've hired the entertainment industry's most talented and desperate performers to scream, screech, and bellow for us. Your deafish patron will love the extra volume these wonderful CDs provide. They'll be thrilled to enjoy audio books again. Just hope their neighbors like a good story!
The extra loudness is great enough, but we've added a bonus feature. Each sentence of the story is repeated at least twice! Why, it's just like having that famous Hollywood has-been right there reading to your patron. When they're not in Branson, they're recording for Gouger!
Item #137-Deaf Ear Audio Books-$24.95 each
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