Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Pahk the Cah in the Liberry Yahd


One of the great mysteries of Library Science is the uniform awfulness of library parking. The urban library is often cursed with no parking whatsoever. The superior collection of these dowtown institutions is therefore lost on their core user group of homeless substance abusers and crazy people. Suburban and rural libraries have parking lots, but they are bletcherous nightmares. For some unknown reason architects design library lots in the oddest shapes. Multiple strange angles and blind spots make every trip to work a potential demolition derby.

To put an end to daily sideswipes and whiplash incident reports, get your library a Gouger Parking Lot in a Bag. Merely unzip this sturdy canvas carryall before opening time. A well-designed, roomy parking lot unfolds and sets itself up in mere seconds. In the evening it collapses in a wink. It's so compact, even a library has room to store it. Parking Lot in a Bag. A library parking lot that doesn't suck.

Item #136-Parking Lot in a Bag-$1000 per 100 spaces

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