Teachers. They know nothing of libraries. Every year without fail they will assign 500+ hapless students the same book. Of course, the library owns a maximum of 3 or 4 copies of this title. And 2 of those are probably missing. Naturally, angry parents blame the library for this silly state of affairs. You people have books! Aren't you a part of the schools? What kind of idiot runs this place, anyway? Sigh.
You're the idiot who runs this place. So stop taking crap for educator incompetence with a Gouger Reprobater Replicator Book Cloner. This fabulous machine will endlessly duplicate copies of any in-demand book, cover and all! Merely place a copy in the machine, set the controls for number of books needed, and close the cover. The RRBC can clone an Animal Farm in about a minute; a Clan of the Cave Bear in about three. It's that simple. Simple as a teacher.
And never worry about copyrights. Gouger's Research Team has discovered that this machine is scientifically impossible. Our Evil Cabal o' Lawyers has therefore determined that it is not possible to sue a paradox. So don't be afraid of cranking out 200 copies of The Catcher in the Rye. Natalie Attired of the Hircine Hills County Library declares "I don't even barcode 'em. They never come back anyway. And it's so easy to make more"! You too will enjoy this devil-may-care attitude when your library has a Reprobater Replicator Book Cloner.
Item #154-Reprobater Replicator Book Cloner-$395
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