Nothing can scare you. You work the Circulation Desk. Your workday consists of lending and taking back library stuff and being lied to by loutish citizens. Their taxes pay your salary, you know. This quirky avenue of patron reasoning apparently justifies treating those who serve the public like shit. This is the nature of any job involving waiting on others. Nature of the beast, literally.
Gouger can't change the beast, but we can help you score those immoral victories that save worker sanity. A little humor is the best medicine for a healthy Circulation system. Purchase a few of our Schadenfreude Scatter 'Em Rugs to place in front of the Circ Desk. These stylish accent rugs compliment any library decor. Each rug has the patented Patron Pirouette mechanism installed. Simply push the discreet button and the SSR will spin like mad. It will be giggles galore when Mr. B.A. Stard suddenly breaks into a spirited, if unwilling, rendition of "The Twist". The staff will love it. That's a Gouger Guarantee.
Some people think the whole world revolves around them. Who are you to argue?
Item #157-Schadenfreude Scatter 'Em Rugs-$24.95 per pair
Gouger can't change the beast, but we can help you score those immoral victories that save worker sanity. A little humor is the best medicine for a healthy Circulation system. Purchase a few of our Schadenfreude Scatter 'Em Rugs to place in front of the Circ Desk. These stylish accent rugs compliment any library decor. Each rug has the patented Patron Pirouette mechanism installed. Simply push the discreet button and the SSR will spin like mad. It will be giggles galore when Mr. B.A. Stard suddenly breaks into a spirited, if unwilling, rendition of "The Twist". The staff will love it. That's a Gouger Guarantee.
Some people think the whole world revolves around them. Who are you to argue?
Item #157-Schadenfreude Scatter 'Em Rugs-$24.95 per pair
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