When our last DVD for librarians was such a huge hit, we here at Gouger reached the responsible corporate decision to milk as much money as humanly possible out of this lucritive fluke. While all of our products are marvels of humorous ingenuity, not all of them are embraced by the library community with such enthusiasm. Plus, we always want to make a quick buck.
In that same spirit, Gouger is pleased to unveil our newest AV offering to entertain the library professional. We've created a riveting reality show that pits the nation's most notorious work-shy patrons and library layabouts against each other to see who will win the title of American Idle. Librarians everywhere will watch until the bitter end to see which loafer will reign supreme. Watch in familiar facsination as each lazybones spends all day hanging about a library. How do they get by without working? Do they live off their mothers? Don't they get bored? They never seem to read anything. Watch and wonder at all this and more in this non-action packed, ultra slow-placed drama.
Librarians around the world are sure to be mesmerized by this ridiculous show. Spoiler : Yes, of course they all live off their mothers. But you knew that.
Item #158-American Idle DVD-$19.95
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