Saturday, February 16, 2008

Never Gonna Let You Go


Today's librarian strives to provide the technology their public craves. Unfortunately, thanks to the typical library budget, today's library is a treasure trove of yesterday's technology. It's a safe bet that your library is the proud possessor of many an outmoded antique. That's a shame. Those old gadgets were wonderful. Gouger knows how librarians can't bear or afford to part with anything even remotely useful. And with such a dim economic future, it makes sense to be frugal.

Are your beloved contraptions lying idle because of a missing part or two? Gouger is the source for all your antiquated library supplies. Here's just a sampling of what our Outmoded Offal Objects catalog has to offer:
  • Gramophones & Needles (metal and bamboo!)
  • Overhead Projectors & Transparencies
  • Stereoscopes & Stereoviews
  • Magic Lanterns, Bulbs, and Slides
  • Radio Tubes
  • Mimeograph Parts & Huffing Ink
  • Microfilm Reels & Commonly Broken in Anger Parts
  • DuMont Televisions & Tubes
  • 8 Track Players & Tapes
  • 16mm Projector Bits & Pieces
Admit it. There's at least one of these amazing and still serviceable anacronisms lurking in your library. With Gouger's help you can fix 'em up, dust 'em off, and put 'em back in service. It's the Librarian Way. Send for our amazing catalog today.

Item #159-Outmoded Offal Catalog-Free upon request

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