Is your library a victim of its own popularity? Do your patrons dawdle, linger, and refuse to leave in an timely manner every single closing time? Hey impatient librarian, Gouger has just the thing to make lockup hassle-free! The best brains at Gouger Labs have developed the ultimate in building vacating systems.
Never again will you and your staff have to wait in mounting anger while the Library Lingerers decide to mosey out on their own terms. You'll have everybody running out the door 10 minutes before closing when you crank up your new Mr. Mirage HoloLaughic Outdoor Projection System. Using trusted Gouger technology, Mr. Mirage projects wonderful and tempting scenes right outside your library! Patrons won't hang around when there's an enticing circus across the street. Or a free beer stand. And who knew that movie star's car would get stranded right in the library lot?
Amazingly lifelike with realistic sounds, each of the 1500 different scenarios is sure to lure your mopes and stragglers out the door night after night. Mr. Mirage includes all necessary hardware and is easy to install and run. Close up on time tonight and every night. Order immediately.
Item #185-Mr. Mirage Hololaughic Outdoor Projection System-$2500
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