Saturday, June 07, 2008

A Better Fetter

The effects of Reference Burnout can take many forms. One of the most common is Wandering Librarian Syndrome. This sad affliction causes librarians to avoid public service areas and disappear into the stacks. For the busy supervisor this can be most troublesome for it is often they who must then serve an angry public.

While any good leader can sympathize with their staff, underlings must be treated with a firm hand. Keep your librarians where they belong with Gouger's Ball And Chain Kit. This traditional confinement device is made of sturdy cast iron and is guaranteed to cut WLS symptoms by 92%. Each B.A.C.K. includes a 50 lb. ball, tool-proof chain, and adjustable leg shackle. The chain can easily be lengthened or shortened giving you control of librarian mobility and range.

Comes in basic black only. Order 6 or more and receive a 20% discount. Hold 'em back with B.A.C.K. Or work the desk yourself.

Item #186-Ball And Chain Kit-$49.95 each

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