Sometimes a librarian needs to do some work in the stacks without interruption. But this is always easier said than done. Folks see you and need your help. You gladly help them, but your original project never gets done. Weeding, shelving, shifting. These tasks will always take a back burner whenever there is a patron in need. But they can't ask you if they can't see you.
Hide in plain sight with Gouger's revolutionary new Stealthbrarian Camouflage Suit. Cover up your regular work clothes with this comfy one-piece, one-size-fits-all garment. The highly realistic looking "Books on Shelves" camouflage pattern means you can work undisturbed any time you want. (see photo) Why, it's just like being invisible!
Supervisors can lurk in the stacks and monitor their underlings.Underlings can avoid their supervisors. For the fun-minded librarian, it's a great for sneaking up on unsuspecting coworkers for wedgies, book cart hijacking, and other workday hijinks. The possibilities are limited only by you imagination and ethics. Or lack thereof.
Blend into your natural habitat today with the Stealthbrarian Camouflage Suit. Go into the 400s and be a Comma Chameleon today!
Item #203-Stealthbrarian Camouflage Suit-$24.95 (specify wood or metal shelving)
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