Gouger Library Supplies is an All-American company with an keen eye to the future of the Library Sciences. In this patriotic spirit we are proud to announce our latest historic project. Our company wants to lead the way by developing and sponsoring a possible future Presidential Library. And we're offering our customers a chance to help in this noble endeavor.
You'll be purchasing a piece of history when you buy a Commemorative Brick to help construct the Sarah Palin Presidential Library. Gouger will inscribe any name you desire on the hand-engraved brick(s) you purchase. These handsome building blocks will show the world your support of the kind of Library Science this righteous public servant endorses. Our in-house architect has already drawn up the blueprints for this majestic building. (see artist's rendition above) Sure it's ambitious. But here at Gouger, we think True Americans should be burning with patriotism.
And you the library consumer can't lose. In the sad event this Institution does not come to pass, Gouger Library Supplies will send your brick(s) to you! These highly polished bricks make lovely projectiles or can be just keepsakes of a dream. Order early and often. Literally get in on the ground floor of this American Landmark. Or Else. God Less America!
Item #202-Sarah Palin Presidential Library Commemorative Brick-$24.95 each
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