Library workers often have to bite their tongues when dealing with less-than-pleasant patrons. Many of these foul people are regular visitors. They seen to delight in being rude during their weekly (or daily) pilgrimage to your building. Frankly, there's not much you can really do to change these obnoxious cretins. They were born jerks and they're going to stay jerks. But you can enjoy some sweet, sweet revenge.
Get yourself a box of Gouger's delicious Chocolate Patrons. Made from only the finest ingredients, these delicious candy effigies will delight and soothe any staff membern who has to deal with the public. Literally bite their tasty little heads off after they figuratively bite off yours. Catharsis was never so delectable.
Gouger's Chocolate Patrons come two scrumptious flavors- Just Plain or Just Plain Nuts. Each box comes with an assortment of fudgy little figurines. One of these luscious candies is sure to resemble the patron you loathe. Bulk discounts are available, please inquire.
Item #201-Gouger's Chocolate Patrons-$24.95 per gross
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