Friday, April 10, 2009

It's OK To Laugh. Really.

Pink slips are looming in many a library. Municipal budgets are even more horrid than usual, and you know what that means. Bye-bye 'Brarian. Here at Gouger Library Supplies we share your pain. Without our customers we're up Cat Box Creek without a litter scoop. So we've produced a proactive product to prepare professional people for a possible personal panic.

Get yourself one of our stylish Librarian's Sign of the Times. These attractive sandwich boards will make you stand out from the rest of the MLS crowd. In these tough economic times, a librarian needs to utilize every edge. Made of waterproof pressboard, these signs are both sturdy and lightweight. No more backaches or warped signs with runny ink! You're a professional, so let it show. Gouger. We Want You Buying, Not Crying. Order now, while you still have some money. Please specify sign desired:

WILL _____ FOR FOOD
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