Internet access at libraries has become an essential service. Patrons simply love surfing the web. So much so that it has become a problem for many of our customers. People won't give up the computer for anything. Not when someone else is waiting. Not when the library's been closed for 15 minutes. While it's tempting to remove them bodily, lawsuits are a terrible bother.
Gouger is always here for you. Try our Abaddon Computer Chasm for a free 30-day trial. The ACC is so easy to set up. No arduous digging or mechanical ability is necessary. Install the unit under any computer chair and wait for the inevitable stubborn patron. When it's time for Mr. Ignoramus to move on, merely press the remote control and watch the fun. Gouger's extra-springy Scruto Brand Trap Door will plummet your slowpoke down and out of everyone's way. Where do they go? Gouger can't say. But we can say we've never heard of anyone ever coming back. Ladder shown does not extend to within patron's reach and is provided for taunting purposes only.
What are you waiting for? You know you want it.
Item #053-Abaddon Computer Chasm-$999 per unit
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