Put an End to Superfluous Movement

Hey catalogers! Has Gouger got the product for you. We know you like the convenience of the number keypad for inputting ISBN numbers. And we know how annoying it is when the one of those numbers ends in an X.

This leaves you with two choices, both bad.

• Using your other hand. This prevents simultaneous beverage and/or donut consumption.
• Bending your upper body to use the same hand. You may knock over your beverage and/or ruin your donut.

You'll love our innovative X-Exertion Keyboard. We put a big X key right on the number pad. Right where you want it. Compatible with PC, Mac, and Commodore 64.

As we say here at Gouger, it's eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious.

Item #055-X-Exertion Keyboard-$24.95