Librarians are Wildcats

Hey Library Directors! Are you sick of the bullies over at the School Department looting your budget? Every year without fail they spend their money like drunken sailors on shore leave. And every year the town decides to cover this spending spree out of the library's money. As famed rebel B. Bunny would say, "Of course you know, this means war!".

Here at Gouger Library Supplies we couldn't agree more. And we're here to supply you with the tools you'll need to get back what's rightfully yours. Purchase our Town Pump Budget Siphon and never worry about pillaging educators again. This simple-to-install Revenue Rig requires very little space. Urban libraries can even set it up on a rooftop. No special tools or digging required.

Once you turn the TPBS on it immediately goes to work, slowly pumping all the library's funds back to you. Once you've topped up your treasury, you can ever drill for a little extra. Think of the mind boggling possibilities of a well-funded library. It's not just a crazy dream anymore. Order today.

Item #106-Town Pump Budget Siphon-$499