Down the Stairs, First Door on the Left

Librarians repeat themselves a lot. Every day brings the same questions. You give the same answers. The workdays all begin to blend together. Madness descends.

Stop the endless cycle of repetition in your work-a-day world before it's too late. For the sake of staff sanity, invest in the Battology Buddy. This quality phrase-repeating machine will tell patrons what and where clearly and tirelessly. Just push a button! B2 buttons deal with all the major repetitious library questions:

• Hey Lady! Where's the Can?
• How Does This *&$@# Copier Work?
• Do I Need a Library Card to Borrow Books? How Come?
  
• What Do You Mean I Have Fines?
• Why Doesn't This Computer Work?
• I Have to Wear Pants in Here?
  

And it's so easy to customize! Add your own answers with the built-in microphone. Save your breath and your sanity with Gouger's wonderful new technonology toy.

Item #121-Battology Buddy-$149.95