Gouger's Remainders of the Day series is honored to announce the addition of a groundbreaking medical title! Unlike so many authors who promise instant health using "natural" methods and theories, our newest book is boringly scientific. It's full of sound, if non-miraculous, medical research and advice. According to the doctors who authored Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You To Die From, keeping healthy involves assorted unpleasantries and few guarantees. It's a conspiracy!
These brave authors have banded together to expose a tedious plot of employing scientifically tested medicines and procedures. Unlike the healing wisdom of the ancients, these methods are constantly changing to produce a more effective cure. They are expensive, scary, and often don't succeed. No pretty crystals, no seven herbs and spices. Sure it sucks. Aromatherapy is much nicer than chemotherapy.
Only Gouger has the guts to publish the ugly truth. Get this shocking book for your collection while the authors are still out on bail. It's all a frame-up by the homeo, osteo, psycho, and other pathic establishment.
Item #144-Natural Cures 'They' Don't Want You To Die From-$24.95
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