As a librarian you spend a good part of your work day trying to get people to shut the hell up. It can get very frustrating and you probably mumble little curses under your breath with some regularity. But be honest. When the gossip is good, library staff have been known to gather and chat a bit. Or more than a bit. It's hard to maintain any sort of credibility shushing patrons when your own people are dishing the dirt with such audible gusto.
Scolding your own can lead to all sorts of problems. Why not install a cute Hippo-Critter Multiquence Monitor at each service desk? When chit-chat volume reaches an unacceptable level, this sweet little figurine goes into action. The eyes flash a blinding angry red and he spins around and around. Library staff will know to put a sock in it when Hippo-Critter goes on a rampage. This solar-powered zeekoe is easy to set at any noise level desired.
Order several now. Or wither in well-deserved shame, you noisy faker.
Item #170-Hippo-Critter Multiquence Monitor-$9.95 each
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