Shelving books is a drag. Bookcarts are notoriously heavy and unwieldy. You are on your feet for hours-bending, dragging, and stretching. This is why the job gets pawned off on teenagers as frequently as humanly possible. Librarians claim their great professional skills are better used on loftier projects. This is mostly a big whoopsie lie. Shelving is as boring as hell and it can make your back and feet hurt. Mostly it's boring.
Be bored no more, you pretentious prevaricator! Everyone from the director on down will be fighting to shelve after you buy Gouger's fun-filled Speed Reader Book Cart. These fantastic vehicles are a brilliant combination of go-kart and bookcart! With a 20hp rechargable engine and a top speed of 40mph, there's plenty of pep to zoom around putting stuff away. Think of the fun you'll have "bookin" through the library on these zippy carts! Speed Readers carry as many books as a standard bookcart and have snazzy spinner hubcaps to boot. Throw in an awesome custom paint job with your library's logo and you've got the ultimate book moving machine. Bitchin'!
Make shelving fun for a change. All those long library aisles and blind alleys just scream "Librarians, Start Your Engines"! Not that you or your staff would ever dream of racing these book carts in a reckless manner. Especially after hours and with wagering involved. Speed Reader Book Carts are for responsible shelving use only. HeeHeeHee.
Item #171-Speed Reader Book Carts-$495
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