Sure, you have a Librarian Action Figure on your desk. It's so cute and whimsical sitting there with a stack of books. Maybe you even have the Deluxe model with the little bookcart and tiny computer. We here at Gouger are more than a little jealous that we didn't dream up this clever desk toy first. That shushing action is simply brilliant. This little librarian is more mighty than any so-called "superhero" doll on the market.
Except for one thing. Proper action figures have all kinds of accessories and sidekicks and playsets and vehicles and cool stuff. Poor Nancy doesn't have any of this necessary superperson equipment. This puts her at a terrible disadvantage to those lesser action figures. Bottom line : it's just not as much fun as it could be.
Have no fear, Gouger is here! We've dreamed up some swell stuff to ensure your Librarian Action Figure provides an authenticly awesome library playtime experience. Presenting our new Hello Dolly Accessory Line. Adults and children will love playing "library" with these genuine biblioaccessories:
- Library Layabouts with Ratty Couch & Mini Magazines (pictured)
- Bob the Bald Tire Bookmobile
- Mac Rotous the Deaf Old Villain with Overdue Fines (pictured)
- Big Big Bookcases o' Backlog
- Fortress of Doom Meeting Room w/Long Winded Committee Monsters
- The Huckster-Reference Book Selling Time Sucking Vampire
- Box of Magic Donuts and Action Beverage
Item #178-Hello Dolly Accessories-$12.95 each
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