Magazines in the Mist

Periodicals have a bad habit of disappearing from libraries. Strangely, they often shed their covers in remote parts of the building before vanishing forever. Perhaps this is some strange magazine moulting behavior. Perhaps, like some sort of periodical larvae, they metamorphose and evolve into a higher form of literature. Or perhaps some dirtbag is ripping covers off to remove the security tape and steal your serials. Hmmm.

Those little electromagnetic strips hustled by other library vendors are all right as far as they go. The problem is they usually go into the trash and the item they are supposed to protect goes out the door. Since most libraries already employ this imperfect "security" system, Gouger has just the thing to make it actually stop periodical pilferers. Make out a purchase order immediately for our brilliant Write Guard Spray. Do it now.

Employing a secret formula of seven magnetic herbs and adhesives, Write Guard keeps library materials where you want them and in one piece. Simply spray the item all over with this alarm-tripping clear veneer. It's like having one of those old style white strips on every single page! Time to circulate? Just deactivate materials using your current security equipment. Nothing else to buy, no extra training required. Write Guard is long-lasting and guaranteed not to harm any type of paper. It even smells like freshly baked donuts. Here at Gouger Library Supplies we know what librarians want.

Item #177-Write Guard Spray-$4.95