Studies conducted by a leading MLS research team have determined conclusively that genealogy is the work of Satan. Here at Gouger we always suspected as much. Being stuck with an enthusiastic genealogist for a patron is a special kind of Hell that causes searing agony for any librarian unlucky enough to become so ensnared. Some have faked or induced health emergencies to escape the endless blather of these ancestry obsessed lunatics. Others have simply gone mad, their poor brains having leaked out their ears in a desperate attempt to flee the body.
This ugly scene need not happen at your library. Avoid dangerous genealogy-induced stupor with Gouger's terrific Ann Nuent, Bobble Head Librarian. These amazingly lifelike statues have an industrial strength springed nodding head that moves at the slightest touch. Just give her a push when you open, and she looks interested all day long. The fact that she does not otherwise move only adds to a genealogist's joy. They drone on all the merrier, believing they have found a kindred soul.
Don't suffer a minute longer. Set Ann up in your genealogy section today. With her rapt expression and her happily nodding head, Ann keeps librarians from descending into descendant madness. Colors may vary.
Item #176-Ann Nuent, Bobble Head Librarian-$1495
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