Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Secret Code of Library Happiness and Wealth


Fad books are an irritant. Trendy titles needlessly eat up book budgets. Patrons scream for multiple copies of the hottest craze. The library has to acquire them or there will be no peace. After the fad dies out the book will never be checked out again. It will sit taking up shelf space until it is weeded twenty years into the future. The library will also receive 100+ donated copies, most of which will be discarded.

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  • Diets Which Involve No Effort or Reduction in Food Intake
  • Get Rich Quick Without Any Capital or Common Sense
  • The Secrets to an Unrealistically Happy Life of Fulfillment
  • Why the Current Government is No Damn Good and How to Fix it Immediately
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