Don't suffer in silence in your silent workplace any longer. Too many librarians are the victims of that horrible ear malady; Bibliotic Graphitous. Yes, the shame of having ears incapable of holding a pencil is a trauma that no professional should face. The ill-disguised whispers at meetings. The pointing and staring when colleagues think you aren't looking. Never having a pencil handy when you need one. The fact is you just don't feel like a real librarian without a pencil behind your ear.
Those ear-groove widening devices sold by other library vendors end in nothing but heartaches, earaches, and empty pocketbooks. That they offer such quackery at all shows their lack of ethics. Wider ear grooves aren't the answer. Thinner pencils are. Always the innovator, Gouger has come up with a line of slightly skinnier high quality pencils. So simple. So wonderful.
Short people have elevator shoes. The prematurely grey have hair dye. The small eared have Gouger's Gracile Pencils. Give yourself a dose of scribbly self-confidence today. It will be our little yellow secret. Order now!
Item #174-Gracile Pencils-$9.95 per gross
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