A Blast From the Repast

It's time to eat at the library. You are hungry. Librarians usually rush around like maniacs trying to get the essentials of a dinner together before their meal time is over. Bagged lunches taste like crap, but who has time to go out? Even if there is a decent restaurant close by, it's too expensive to dine out very often. And you had better have that all-essential reading material ready and waiting. Browse the shelves too long and you go unfed. If only there were ready-to-eat dinners just for librarians.

Gouger Library Supplies, that innovator of all things Librarianish, has developed just such a product. Be prepared to devour our new line of microwave meals, the delectable Bibliographic Main Entrees. Each of these nutritious dinners consists of a mouth-watering main course, yummy side dish, generous dessert, and an interesting little book. Here at Gouger, we know your needs. Try all of these scrumptious choices:

• Chicken Tenders is the Night
• Life of Turkey Pot Pi
• All Creatures Great and Edible
• S is for Salisbury Steak
• The Curious Incident of the Corn-Dog in the Nite-Time

Gouger's Blickey Brand trays mean the entree stays hot, the dessert doesn't get all mushy, and the book stays dry and interesting. And that's not all! Bibliographic Main Entrees never need refrigeration! No more wasting valuable time searching through the all the crap cluttering the library ice box. Just keep a stack of our dinners right in your desk. Thus, no muss and no fuss. Trust us.

Item #173-Bibliographic Main Entrees-$9.95 per dozen