Thursday, April 24, 2008

Everyone Knows It's Wendy


A respected art book publisher has just gone totally bankrupt. Like any hungry capitalist vulture, Gouger has just purchased their entire inventory at pennies on the dollar. Now our lucky customers can feast on this high-quality literary carrion. These coffee-table sized books are packed with stunning full-color plates and brilliant essays by the world's leading art scholars.

These books originally listed at fifty dollars and up. That's why you didn't buy them in the first place. Now that they are part of our Remainders of the Day line, any library can have a fabulous art book collection without breaking the budget. So dust off your oversized shelves, it's time to go shopping!

The first offering from this windfall is by a beloved Caramelite Nun. While her order is traditionally known for their delicious candy-covered apples, this mynchen is famous her knowledge of art history. Sister Wendy's Big Book of Manga is a whirlwind tour of this popular Japanese comic art. Sister deftly guides the reader through the big-breasted, monster-infested, robot-congested world of manga. Sister Wendy's gentle wit is a delightful contrast with the giant hooters featured on much of the art in this splendid volume.

Order multiple copies today! Operators are sitting by.

Item #179-Sister Wendy's Big Book of Manga-$4.95

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